Free Tibet: have fun protesting

If you are a college student and you are suffering from extra energy and libido, plus not enough weekend parties, now here’s a good way to find yourself some fun: protest China. As they say, China is such a bad bad country producing all kinds of lead tainted human rights, so why not join the Tibetans while they are at it? It’s a 20,000 people huge party, police’s okay with it, and, to top it all, Tibetans pay you cash for joining them!

What, you always read the 4W’s carefully before setting out? Here is it:
When: April 9th, 2008
Where: San Francisco
What: yell some “Free Tibet”
Why: CASH PAID!

But before you go, here are some important protest tips you have to read.

1. Make sure you brush your teeth. Because you don’t wanna be like this guy:

Sir, your breath stinks

2. Make sure you get the money beforehand. Otherwise you may end up like this:

So you don't pay me?!

3. Make sure where they want you to free. According to the information from the Chinese side, there has been collateral damage in London:

A funny Free Tibet mercenary
“April 6th during the torch parade we had a confrontation with the Free Tibet group. Suddenly a poorly dressed western young guy started banging a pot he had with him and yelled like crazy:
“Free Japan! Free Japan!”
Everybody including us were surprised and confused, what the hell is Japan doing here?
A guy from Free Tibet group quickly whispered to him. And he started again: “Free Tibet! “
……Guess the pronunciation was close so he messed up in the beginning … orz

There was a patriotic Chinese supermarket owner giving out free soda along the road. It seemed this guy didn’t know which side he was supposed to be in, and he came here for soda. We asked him how he got so confused and whether he was hired. This guy, maybe stupid somehow, was honest though, he admitted he was hired.

You don’t wanna be that guy!

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